Poetry, mythology, and religion represent the world as man would like to have it, while science represents the world as he gradually comes to discover it.

It is sometimes easier to head an institute for the study of child guidance than it is to turn one brat into a decent human being.

There is no such thing as a dangerous woman; there are only susceptible men.

Love is ...not a fact in nature of which we become aware, but rather a creation of the human imagination.

Both the cockroach and the bird would get along very well without us, although the cockroach would miss us most.

In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.

When a man wantonly destroys one of the works of man we call him a vandal. When he destroys one of the works of god we call him a sportsman.