I probably have the worst wardrobe. It's the most ill-fitting with the worst patterns and colors and the most nipple rubbage. There's bad chafing, and it's always tight in all the wrong places. What's sad is that I'm kinda getting used to it.
Who didnt grow up through the 90s watching Friends?
I'm a genius. I'm like Prince.
I'm bored. I'm not unprofessional. I'm just bored.
The perfect rescue dog is out there for everybody. You just have to find it.
Yeah, pretending to ride a horse is actually a lot harder than riding a horse.