I thought I recognized you." Really? He remembered me looking like Swamp Thing? How flattering.

This is how God made me. You are how God made you. All God's chillun are made how God made 'em. You think God made a mistake, take it up with Him.

...Jake, a homosexual cop buried so deep in the closet he didn't know where to look for himself.

I liked you the first time I saw you. You were sitting on the floor surrounded by books, and you looked up when I opened the door and smiled right at me. It felt like you had been waiting for me, like you were welcoming me home.

The only thing worse than opera is someone who hums along with opera.

You're kind of a smart ass when you're not flat on your face.

I didn't approve of murder on general principles. Not even of people who seemed to go around begging for it.