One thing I’ve noticed about getting older, it takes twice as much work to get half the results one formerly achieved by falling out of bed.

Hearts got broken every day. Nobody died from that. But it did kind of fade the sunlight and drain the color from the days.

He was probably selfish in the sack. Probably selfish and greedy and...unsophisticated. And hung like a horse.

This is how God made me. You are how God made you. All God's chillun are made how God made 'em. You think God made a mistake, take it up with Him.

If there was one life skill everyone on the planet needed, it was the ability to think with critical objectivity

I know you've all heard the advice, "Show, don't tell." The best writers don't tell you, and quite frankly they don't just show you -- they make you feel it, live it, taste it, touch it. Storytelling is about being in the moment with the characters.

I thought I recognized you." Really? He remembered me looking like Swamp Thing? How flattering.