...Jake, a homosexual cop buried so deep in the closet he didn't know where to look for himself.

Not as intolerable as being dead, in my opinion, but I'm very fond of me. I would miss me a lot.

Knowing and believing are two different things.

One thing I’ve noticed about getting older, it takes twice as much work to get half the results one formerly achieved by falling out of bed.

If there was one life skill everyone on the planet needed, it was the ability to think with critical objectivity

He was probably selfish in the sack. Probably selfish and greedy and...unsophisticated. And hung like a horse.

Rachel delivered it like an official pronouncement. Like she was one of the fairies gifting Sleeping Beauty's christening: Beauty. Intelligence. Heterosexual.