Insanity is just what we call stupidity when it doesn't make sense.

According to the fortune-cookie logic most people live by, the best things in life are free. That's crap. I have a gold-plated robot that scratches the exact part of my back where my hands can't reach, and it certainly wasn't free.

All my businesses are scrupulously legal. Not because I have any moral problems with crime. It just makes my life easier to obey the law. Crime is for poor people; you don't need to rob the bank if you own it.

It's interesting, on your second day of existence, to realize that your father is going to blame all the future failures of his life on you.

You don't have to be a genius when you're surrounded by morons.

Crime is for poor people. You don't need to rob the bank if you own it.

Sunrises and sunsets are real jerks about putting things in perspective.