Everyone has expectations. You just don't want to have them dashed, so you're quiet about them.

When I'm working, it's great. When I'm not working, it's great.

I'll say this, and this has nothing to do with gender or sexuality: You do not want to get licked in the face repeatedly by another human being. You just don't. It's not pleasant.

After a brief period in which I had let many a Southern Californian convince me that it was all 'in my mind,' I am once again officially allergic to dogs.

Even though I occasionally appear on it, I don't watch television.

We are so vocal about what we hate.

I actually have a thing about proper nouns. They clang on my ear in a weird way when I hear them dropped into movies.