'What's a couple?' I asked my mum. She said, 'Two or three'. Which probably explains why her marriage collapsed

The trouble with stand-up is it sort of is you and yet it isn't you and it's incredibly hard not to take everything said about you personally. I would never Google my own name; I don't want to hear people being mean about me.

I thought if I could make people laugh about how awkward I am, it'd make me less awkward. But you also realise how fun it is to make people laugh.

'What's a couple?' I asked my mum. She said, 'Two or three'. Which probably explains why her marriage collapsed

Surprise makes a joke funny. I love it when someone tells me something I couldn't possibly have expected; you've been led along one path and - bang! - the joke comes out of nowhere.