You know, I always was an early morning or late night writer. Early morning was my favorite; late night was because you had a deadline. And at four in the morning you make up some of your most absurd jokes.

It's not enough to bash in heads. You've got to bash in minds.

One of my favourite sorts of actors...the rat actor. The rat actor knows his job and gets it done.

TV's like whitewater rafting: Without rocks, there wouldn't be rapids, and it wouldn't be as much fun.

I've never watched reality shows, except for the Great British Bake Off, which is magnificent.

I mean, I knew I wasn't a nice person, but what did I do in my past life to deserve this? I must have hit a bus full of nuns while driving a stolen car on my way to selling drugs to schoolchildren!

I think Hillary Clinton is vastly intelligent and good-hearted and extremely qualified.