You know, I always was an early morning or late night writer. Early morning was my favorite; late night was because you had a deadline. And at four in the morning you make up some of your most absurd jokes.

Stay crunchy, even in milk.

This voting thing is actually beautiful. Not just necessary - it's a wonderful thing and it makes you powerful. And we've forgotten that in the most negative [president's] campaign in history.

I describe television as feminine and movies as masculine, in the sense that television wants to examine a problem from all sides and talk about it for a long time, and movies just want to hit the climax and then maybe have a smoke.

Let's put it this way: If a raccoon can carry a movie, then they believe maybe even a woman can.

I think “Batman Begins” is certainly my favorite Batman movie I’ve seen.

No one's going to go see the story of Othello going to get a peaceful divorce.