I set out in television with one simple goal: to purchase a Russian bride. Didn't work out. Immigration stuff - it's complicated.

I'm working on 'Buffy: Deep Space Nine'. It will be dark and badly received.

I've never watched reality shows, except for the Great British Bake Off, which is magnificent.

Kristen Stewart is kind of captivating; she can just stare at stuff and it works because I still want to watch it.

People always say I write a lot of pop culture references. Can somebody please count the pop culture references in 'Firefly?' Because I don't know how to put this to you, but there was one. I referenced The Beatles in the pilot.

Scramblers deactivated, then? Well here's some good news. You feel no pain. You will go straight to a hospital. Remember nothing of this place. And every time you hear the words "parsley", "intractable" or "longitude", you will vomit uncontrollably for forty-eight hours.

'The Sixth Sense' is fine the second time around, but honestly, the first time around, it's dazzling.