If every vampire who said he was at the crucifixion was actually there, it would've been like Woodstock.

The problem is I want to do everything. I really love all of it, and I love every aspect of movie-making and storytelling, and I love television, I love the Internet. I wish I had time to do absolutely everything.

It's not enough to bash in heads. You've got to bash in minds.

Try taking a stand on just one leg. You need to see both sides.

Anything can be good. Even Last Action Hero could've been good. There's an idea somewhere in almost any movie : if you can find something that you love, then you can do it. If you can't, it doesn't matter how skilful you are.

My visions of the future are always pretty much standard issue. The rich get richer, the poor get poorer and there are flying cars.

Take my love, take my land Take me where I cannot stand I don't care, I'm still free You can't take the sky from me Take me out to the black Tell them I ain't comin' back Burn the land and boil the sea You can't take the sky from me There's no place I can be Since I found Serenity But you can't take the sky from me.