An audience who watches my shows knows who I am, knows that right when they think I'm going to make a joke, I'm going to blow something up, or during the worst peril, I'm going to have someone give someone a kiss - it's just going to happen.

I mean, I knew I wasn't a nice person, but what did I do in my past life to deserve this? I must have hit a bus full of nuns while driving a stolen car on my way to selling drugs to schoolchildren!

It's good to meet you, Dr. Banner. Your work on anti-electron collisions is unparalleled. And I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster.

My visions of the future are always pretty much standard issue. The rich get richer, the poor get poorer and there are flying cars.

I didn't know feminism was actually a thing until I left home and found out the country didn't run the way my mom's house did.

I'd rather make a show 100 people need to see, than a show that 1000 people want to see.

I don't want to create responsible shows with lawyers in them. I want to invade people's dreams.