I keep thinking they’re gonna call me. I keep thinking they’re gonna crunch the numbers and think, oh, we can make money with this! And they don’t.

Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing.

It's about women. It's about power and it's about women and you just hate those two words in the same sentence, don't you?

If the apocalypse comes...beep me!

In every generation there is a chosen one. She alone will stand against the vampires the demons and the forces of darkness. She is the slayer.

Sketchy: I'm no stranger to stoner logic.

If you can't run, you crawl. If you can't crawl-- you find someone to carry you.