I had imagined I would come back at some point. But yeah, that was for a very specific reason. I will be very excited when I can tweet things that are just stupid puns and not be political for a while.

What you cut out becomes part of the story you tell.

I'll take crazy over stupid any day.

It's about women. It's about power and it's about women and you just hate those two words in the same sentence, don't you?

My visions of the future are always pretty much standard issue. The rich get richer, the poor get poorer and there are flying cars.

There is always backlash. Everything gets backlash.

I'm a very gentle man, not unlike Gandhi.