I don't understand why or how anyone ever pulled off the whole idea of 'women are inferior.'

This is a sad, sad reflection on our times, when people must feed off the carcasses of beloved stories from their youths – just because they can't think of an original idea of their own, like I did with my Avengers idea that I made up myself.

Very occasionally, if you pay really close attention, life doesn't suck.

It's about women. It's about power and it's about women and you just hate those two words in the same sentence, don't you?

Stay crunchy, even in milk.

I hate it when people talk about Buffy as being campy... I hate camp, I don't enjoy dumb TV. I believe Aaron Spelling has single-handedly lowered SAT scores.

Kristen Stewart is kind of captivating; she can just stare at stuff and it works because I still want to watch it.