I also don't trust Caribou anymore. They're out there, on the tundra, waiting... Something's going down. I'm right about this.

Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing.

I respect the rules of TV, the rules of keeping things commercial and interesting and pop-y and fun.

Everything is so fragile. There's so much conflict, so much pain... You keep waiting for the dust to settle and then you realize this is it; the dust is your life going on. If happy comes along - that weird, unbearable delight that's actual happy - I think you have to grab it while you can. You take what you can get, 'cause it's here, and then... gone.

We talked about various aspects of what we wanted to talk about, Hillary [Clinton] and [Donald] Trump and down-ballot stuff, various issues. One of the things that it showed was you've got to use fear.

If I kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed.

I’m assuming you’re as mystified by this as the rest of us, Rasputin. No. I’m not. I have been planning to destroy the Breakworld since I was a child. [silence] This is why I don’t make so many jokes. I never know when is good.