Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck.

Every time somebody opens their mouth they have an opportunity to do one of two things - connect or divide.

Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck.

You give my regards to St. Peter, or whoever has his job, but in Hell.

Oddly enough, I never studied writing. I studied almost everything except writing.

I believe the only reality is how we treat each other. The morality comes from the absence of any grander scheme, not from the presence of any grander scheme.

Time is what turns kittens into cats.