Lockheed! You found me! You are the best X-Dragon ever.

I've seen plenty of films where the projector broke. The problems that we have in the digital age are exactly the same as we had. Instead of, 'There's a hair in the gate,' it's, 'The computer ate the footage.' There will always be things like that going on. Nothing is perfect.

Come a day there won’t be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don’t push me, and I won’t push you. Dong le ma?

If I had created reality television I would have had a much greater influence, but then I would have had to KILL MYSELF.

'You think we're dancing?' 'That's all we've ever done.'

'The Sixth Sense' is fine the second time around, but honestly, the first time around, it's dazzling.

Everyone has their first date and the object is to hide your flaws. And then you're in a relationship, and it's all about hiding your disappointment. And then, once you're married, it's about hiding your sins.