Sex and love are like tea and milk. They can be mixed or they can be taken straight. Each has certain distinctive characteristics, but when they are combined they form a unique substance.
Joyce BrothersThey say that money is not everything. I say that when you don't have any, it is everything.
Joyce BrothersNo matter how lovesick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along!
Joyce BrothersThe world at large does not judge us by who we are and what we know; it judges us by what we have.
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