Whatever a man thinks about sex, you can be sure that he thinks about sex almost constantly.
Joyce BrothersI watched the Trade Center buildings go down from my balcony, and it was a terrifying moment. I couldn't get my mind around it at all.
Joyce BrothersThe world at large does not judge us by who we are and what we know; it judges us by what we have.
Joyce BrothersA philosopher is a person who doesn't care which side his bread is buttered on; he knows he eats both sides anyway.
Joyce BrothersNothing brings families together faster than forgiveness. That should make it Step No. 1, but most of us find forgiving hard. We associate it with weakness and losing when, actually, the reverse is true. When you forgive, you gain strength and come out a winner. You break free of control by the other person's actions.
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