Any man who watches more than three consecutive football games on TV in one day can be declared legally dead.

If we did get a divorce, the only way my husband would find out about it is if they announced it on Wide World of Sports.

Never try to negotiate with anyone after he or she has eaten. People are best persuaded on an empty stomach. And forget power breakfasts. There is no convincing anyone of anything before 10 A.M.

When you come right down to it, the secret to having it all is loving it all.

The only people who don't make mistakes are the people who don't do anything.

Don't fool yourself that you are going to have it all. You are not. Psychologically, having it all is not even a valid concept. The marvelous thing about human beings is that we are perpetually reaching for the stars. The more we have, the more we want. And for this reason, we never have it all.

A woman should never underestimate the power of the child in the man. Sometimes the child seems to be in the driver's seat at the very moment when all a man's adult judgment and insight is needed.