As a celebrity, you get a certain number of free passes. You're actually in a better position if you're a celebrity because people care.
Joyce BrothersThose who are the most happy appear to know it the least; happiness is something that for the most part seems to mainly consist in not knowing it.
Joyce BrothersA philosopher is a person who doesn't care which side his bread is buttered on; he knows he eats both sides anyway.
Joyce BrothersIf Shakespeare had to go on an author tour to promote Romeo and Juliet, he never would have written Macbeth.
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