A philosopher is a person who doesn't care which side his bread is buttered on; he knows he eats both sides anyway.
Joyce BrothersThere is a rule in sailing where the more maneuverable ship should give way to the less maneuverable craft. I think this is sometimes a good rule to follow in human relationships as well.
Joyce BrothersDon't always try to be popular. It isn't possible for everyone to like you. It's far more important for you to like yourself. And when you respect yourself, strangely, you get more respect than when you court it from others.
Joyce BrothersAs a celebrity, you get a certain number of free passes. You're actually in a better position if you're a celebrity because people care.
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