No matter how lovesick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along!
Joyce BrothersAny man who watches more than three consecutive football games on TV in one day can be declared legally dead.
Joyce BrothersIn each of us there are places we have never gone. Only by pressing the limits do you ever find them.
Joyce BrothersStrong families use the word "we" a lot, but "I" is never forgotten. Family members know they have the freedom to go off on their own, even if the direction is one that "we" have never followed before. The family message is, "We're behind you, so you can be you."
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