Sex and love are like tea and milk. They can be mixed or they can be taken straight. Each has certain distinctive characteristics, but when they are combined they form a unique substance.
Joyce BrothersScientists still know less about what attracts men than they do about what attracts mosquitoes.
Joyce BrothersIf Shakespeare had to go on an author tour to promote Romeo and Juliet, he never would have written Macbeth.
Joyce BrothersDon't fool yourself that you are going to have it all. You are not. Psychologically, having it all is not even a valid concept. The marvelous thing about human beings is that we are perpetually reaching for the stars. The more we have, the more we want. And for this reason, we never have it all.
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