People don't use their eyes. They never see a bird, they see a sparrow. They never see a tree, they see a birch. They see concepts.

Remember I'm an artist. And you know what that means in a court of law. Next worst to an actress

I look upon life as a gift from God. I did nothing to earn it. Now that the time is coming to give it back, I have no right to complain.

It is the tragedy of the world that no one knows what he doesn't know - and the less a man knows, the more sure he is that he knows everything.

Old men when they begin to hear the last trumpet, on the morning breeze, often have a kind of absent-minded smile; like people listening. And their smiles are just politeness.

Sara could commit adultery at one end and weep for her sins at the other, and enjoy both operations at once.

Religion is organized to satisfy and guide the soul -- politics does the same thing for the body.