Love doesn't grow on trees like apples in Eden - it's something you have to make. And you must use your imagination too.

Sara could commit adultery at one end and weep for her sins at the other, and enjoy both operations at once.

Funeral expenses are the curse of the poor everywhere on earth, they are wasteful and unnecessary, they are the price of foolish ostentation and a display that is less an evidence of grief than a vulgar travesty of those pompous obsequies where no grief is.

All art is bad, but modern art is the worst.

A perfect God is the creation of a conceited man

It is the tragedy of the world that no one knows what he doesn't know - and the less a man knows, the more sure he is that he knows everything.

Love doesn't grow on trees like apples in Eden - it's something you have to make. And you must use your imagination too.