[On masturbation:] I think that it is part of human sexuality, and perhaps it should be taught.

I always say my God will take care of me. If it's my time I'll go, and if it's not I won't. I feel that He really has a lot of important things for me to do. And He's going to make sure that I'm here to do them.

Who is the NRA anyway? They are usually middle-income people who only think of themselves, who want to have no government, really, except self-rule by themselves. I think that little cracks are starting to emerge in the NRA armor.

We know that more than seventy to eighty percent of women masturbate, and ninety percent of men masturbate, and the rest lie.

I think we should have a very, very heavy tax on handguns and on bullets.

I support a total ban on handgun ownership for anyone under eighteen. Uzis should be absolutely banned from entering this country. Automatic weapons of any kind should not be for sale in America. For that matter, toy Uzis should not be available for kids, either. There would be a minimum seven-day waiting period between applying for a gun permit and obtaining a gun.

... black women have always found that in the social order of things we're the least likely to be believed--by anyone.