Gun owners would have to be evaluated by how they scored on written and firing tests, and have to pass the tests in order to own a gun. And I would tax the guns, bullets and the license itself very heavily.

I feel that we can't educate children who are not healthy, and we can't keep them healthy if they're not educated. There has to be a marriage between health and education. You can't learn if your mind is full of unhealthy images from daily life and confusion about right and wrong.

I've heard Eric Clapner, ... I think it was a wonderful thing that Eric Clapner the musician did...So I think that's the wonderful part about it, but listen - I like Eric Clapner!

We know that more than seventy to eighty percent of women masturbate, and ninety percent of men masturbate, and the rest lie.

But I'm saying we are loosing the people who are going to pay my social security. And that bothers me.

Condoms will break, but I can assure you that vows of abstinence will break more easily than condoms.

Marijuana is beneficial to many patients