I sort of have to self-censor sometimes.

In Manhattan, I often do two or three or more shows a night, so I'm always working on new material.

Math and reading are my only weaknesses - other than that, Im perfect.

I actually went to film school, but I didnt like it. Im basically self-taught.

You jump on a bike and start peddling. You fall down and you get up again. I've always been a 'learn by doing' kind of guy.

I do uphill skiing; I don't do downhill skiing. I think that's for nerd amateurs.

I'm a big Pacino fan. He's a great actor: so much passion and intensity.