The great thing about Eminem is, he's just hysterical. You forget, people like Eminem because he is riotously funny. And he's a great actor.

Some people are probably saner. They're good performers, and they go about their day. I just get obsessive about it.

[My] dream writers room: "'Taxi.' I need to write for someone named Judd."

It seems like magic is something kids start really young.

When the entire country was watching one show there was a major discussion happening; is it possible for that to happen in a 1 million channel universe?

I put on a big show when I write something I think is funny.

In my work, there is a lot of storytelling. The storytelling is not a new thing. Back in the [Howard] Thurston days, the [Harry] Houdini days, the [Harry] Blackstone days, it was stories, but the stories were, "We're going to the Egyptian temples, and we're going to vanish the Prince of Thebes," and, "On my last trip to the Orient ..."