I literally cannot remember one joke.

If you develop 10 things, and you can get two or three made, that's a very high ration.

The only thing worse than a crappy TV show which Paddy Chayevsky couldn't have conceived in his worst nightmare is two megacorps fighting over who thought of the crappy show first.

It's a fun idea, to follow a couple very slowly and show every nook and cranny of their relationship.

I feel like it's a golden age for television.

I wrote for Roseanne. I wrote her stand-up act with her. I wrote with Tom Arnold. There was a period when I was working with them pretty steadily. But I would take brief gigs here and there.

With comedy, a lot of people develop their sense of humor as a defense mechanism.