Every time I perform in front of people, no matter how well it goes, the next day, I feel humiliated.

If you're an athlete, you might work your entire life, and you win the Super Bowl once, if you're lucky. And I feel like in the arts and entertainment we win the Super Bowl all the time.

Every time I perform in front of people, no matter how well it goes, the next day, I feel humiliated.

The only thing worse than a crappy TV show which Paddy Chayevsky couldn't have conceived in his worst nightmare is two megacorps fighting over who thought of the crappy show first.

I loved the idea that I could write a joke and someone else would have to take the risk of performing it.

There are only so many hilarious actors so when they cross-pollinate, people assume it's always the same actors and directors.

The only thing I knew in the world as a little kid was comedy. And no other kids in my school cared about it at all. There was no one to talk about it with. You know, we're in a geek culture now where comedy is so giant. I'm one of the people that, you know, works on Funny or Die. And there is just a giant culture of comedy nerds. But back then, I was alone, and I had a little confidence about it because I felt like, this is my thing, this is the only thing that only I know about.