Heroes always make the right decision; I find that seldom happens in my life.

I got to play Santa, too. It's really important to play Santa, you know.

There was no one really like John Bender at my high school.

[Kevin] Costner said, "You don't have to do that... this is a wide shot, so you can calm down."

I had to audition for Fandango. When I read the script, the role that was interesting - so everyone thought - was the role that Costner played. He was the cool guy. And I read the script, and my representation at the time said, "That's the role you should read for." And I was like, "Really? How about I read for this other role." And they went, "Well, you're not going to get that role."

The Dark Backward. Bill Paxton is in it with me. Wayne Newton. James Caan. Adam Rifkin wrote and directed it. It was made a number of years ago and very odd. Not for the squeamish.

Death is not my best subject.