If god had meant us to use the metric system he would have given us ten finger and ten toes.

We can't all be Einstein (because we don't all play the violin). At the very least, we need a sort of street-smart science: the ability to recognize evidence, gather it, assess it, and act on it.

Now, there are two ways to approach a subject that frightens you and makes you feel stupid: you can embrace it with humility and an open mind, or you can ridicule it mercilessly.

In New York City, one suicide in ten is attributed to a lack of storage space.

If god had meant us to use the metric system he would have given us ten finger and ten toes.