I think I'll move to Australia.

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.

Late birds get worms while early birds get tired.

Because we believe ourselves to be better parents than our parents, we expect to produce better children than they produced.

One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again.

We grow because the clamorous, permanent presence of our children forces us to put their needs before ours. We grow because our love for our children urges us to change as nothing else in our lives has the power to do. We grow (if we're willing to grow, that is: not every parent is willing) because being a parent helps us stop being a child.

If his mother was drowning and I was drowning and he had to choose one of us to save, He says he'd save me.