I always had stories inside my head and one day I just decided to start writing them down. I didn't actually decide.

Something will be offensive to someone in every book, so you've got to fight it.

What I remember when I started to write was how I couldn't wait to get up in the morning to get to my characters.

We weren't doing blow jobs when I was growing up.

I always had stories inside my head and one day I just decided to start writing them down. I didn't actually decide.

I try to create new characters in each book I write. That's what makes writing fun and interesting for me.

I like one hair, tuna fish, the smell of rain and things that are pink. I hate pimples, baked potatoes, when my mother's mad, and religious holidays.