It's lonely and cold on the top... lonely and cold.

My life, my career has been like a roller coaster. I've either been an enormous success or just a down-and-out failure.

Audiences have kept me alive.

People en masse have always been wonderful to me. I truly have a great love for an audience...I want to give them two hours of just pow.

Velveeta: you can eat it - or wax your car with it!

Soon the sun beams will smile through. Before you jump out of that bed, just know, the thought of you was the first thing that hit my head. Good morning my darling.

I was born at the age of twelve on an MGM lot.