We cast away priceless time in dreams, born of imagination, fed upon illusion, and put to death by reality.

I think there's something peculiar about me that I haven't died. It doesn't make sense but I refuse to die.

Velveeta: you can eat it - or wax your car with it!

[On daughter Liza Minnelli] I think she decided to go into show business when she was an embryo, she kicked so much.

Audiences have kept me alive.

If I'm such a legend, then why am I so lonely? Let me tell you, legends are all very well if you've got somebody around who loves you.

When I die I have visions of fags singing 'Over the Rainbow' and the flag at Fire Island being flown at half mast.