Some people are so boring that they make you waste an entire day in five minutes.
An egotist always resents meeting another egotist as if he alone had the right to be one.
Look for the ridiculous in everything and you will find it.
As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more.
Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
It is easy for a somebody to be modest, but it is difficult to be modest when one is a nobody.