I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
It is not enough to be happy, it is also necessary that others not be.
The only man who is really free is the one who can turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse.
I finally know what distinguishes man from the other beasts: financial worries.
Broken china lasts longer than unbroken.
Words should be only the clothes, carefully custom-made to fit the thought.