Posterity! Why should people be less stupid tomorrow than they are today?
We don't understand life any better at forty than at twenty, but we know it and admit it
Style is to forget all styles.
The danger of success is that it makes us forget the world's dreadful injustice.
A cold in the head causes less suffering than an idea.
It doesn't pay to say too much when you are mad enough to choke. For the word that stings the deepest is the word that is never spoke, Let the other fellow wrangle till the storm has blown away, then he'll do a heap of thinking about the things you didn't say.