Look for the ridiculous in everything and you will find it.
I am not sincere, even when I say I am not.
Posterity! Why should people be less stupid tomorrow than they are today?
Being bored is an insult to oneself.
It is easy for a somebody to be modest, but it is difficult to be modest when one is a nobody.
Do not ask me to be kind; just ask me to act as though I were.