It doesn't pay to say too much when you are mad enough to choke. For the word that stings the deepest is the word that is never spoke, Let the other fellow wrangle till the storm has blown away, then he'll do a heap of thinking about the things you didn't say.

We spend our lives talking about this mystery. Our life.

Some people are so boring that they make you waste an entire day in five minutes.

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more.

I am never bored; to be bored is an insult to one's self.

We don't understand life any better at forty than at twenty, but we know it and admit it

We must be greater than God, for we have to undo His injustice.