We are in the world to laugh. In purgatory or in hell we shall no longer be able to do so. And in heaven it would not be proper.

Truth makes many appeals, not the least of which is its power to shock.

If one were to build the house of happiness, the largest space would be the waiting room.

It astounds us to come upon other egoists, as though we alone had the right to be selfish, and to be filled with eagerness to live.

If money does not make you happy, give it back

An egotist always resents meeting another egotist as if he alone had the right to be one.

Broken china lasts longer than unbroken.