If I have chocolate around, I will eat it. I love it, I love it, I love it. I like a piece every day.

If you feel rooted in your home and family, if you're active in your community, there's nothing more empowering. The best way to make a difference in the world is to start by making a difference in your own life.

I dropped out of college my junior year to do saturday night live, and I didn't even consult my parents. They were very supportive because they had no choice.

The Seinfeld motto: No learning, no hugging

There is sexism - I'm not denying its existence. But I'm saying that I will deny its effort against me. I just pay it no nevermind and say, 'Get out of my way.'

I've actually considered going with my married name, Julia Hall, but all the paperwork.

L.A. I could live without.