If I have chocolate around, I will eat it. I love it, I love it, I love it. I like a piece every day.

Some people can sometimes really invade your space and kind of never leave you alone.

Even my great grand-mother did impressions

It is, I think, harder for women. I haven't quite figured it out, and all of my women friends haven't figured it out -how the hell do you do this? How do you work and have families?

I dropped out of college my junior year to do saturday night live, and I didn't even consult my parents. They were very supportive because they had no choice.

I’m about to enter a national ass-kicking contest. With no legs. And a massive ass.

The war and terrorism in the Middle East, the crisis of leadership in many of the oil-supply countries in the developing world, the crisis of global warming - all these are very clearly tied to energy