And Seinfeld is so quick: we crank out one show a week, and the hours are very reasonable

When I got pregnant my foot grew, but I was denying it. I've been denying it for three years

I have no agenda except to be funny. Neither I nor the writers profess to offer any worldly wisdom.

I’m about to enter a national ass-kicking contest. With no legs. And a massive ass.

It's much more acceptable for men to work and father kids. There's an inherent inequality, because we want to do it all, and I don't know how we can do this all.

The Seinfeld motto: No learning, no hugging

Before computers, telephone lines and television connect us, we all share the same air, the same oceans, the same mountains and rivers. We are all equally responsible for protecting them