It's only through sheer force and luck that she's yet to take over the world.

Men. The day they learned to admit to a mistake was the day they became women.

Tonight," he whispered, his voice hoarse and hot in her ear, "I will make you mine." -Simon to Daphne

Your heart is free now." "No," he whispered. "It's yours.

It was one of those things that had to be experienced to be understood

Caroline stamped her foot in frustration, but when it landed, it landed on something considerably less flat than the floor. "Owww!" he yelled. Oh! His foot!Sorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorry , she mouthed.I didn't mean it. "If you think I can understand that," he growled, "you're crazier than I'd originally thought.

A man’s got to keep up appearances. I’ll be universally detested if everyone realizes how perfect you are.