You always get more respect when you don't have a happy ending.

And so Harry became proficient in the task of cleaning up vomit.

That was very rude of me.” “Think nothing of it. You’ve done worse.

Miss Wynter, I think you should be the evil queen,” Harriet said. “There’s an evil queen?” Daniel echoed. With obvious delight. “Of course,” Harriet replied. “Every good play has an evil queen.” Frances actually raised her hand. “And a un—” “Don’t say it,” Elizabeth growled. Frances crossed her eyes, put her knife to her forehead in an approximation of a horn, and neighed.

I would give the world to have one more person for whom I would lay down my life.

My mother is convinced that yellow is a happy color and that a happy girl would get a husband. -Penelope Featherington

But when Anthony kissed her, she felt as if she were losing her mind. And when he kissed her twice, she wasn't even sure if she wanted it back!