Nothing like trapping the gentlemen where they couldn't get away.
My mother is convinced that yellow is a happy color and that a happy girl would get a husband. -Penelope Featherington
I don't like your tone," was Violet's standard answer when one of her children was winning an argument.
You always get more respect when you don't have a happy ending.
It's only through sheer force and luck that she's yet to take over the world.
I'm not a gentle pony... I promise you, you will have to work to keep your seat.