~I try to call my mother, Betty, with more regularity because I think, What if Hazel didn't call me for two weeks? I'm able to see her mothering now from a different vantage point.~

I'm definitely a practicing Hindu.

Usually the triumph of my day is, you know, everybody making it to the potty

I wouldn't have believed it. I still barely do, truthfully. I'm so continually fortunate that I keep coming across these smart, interesting, creative people who pick me. It's just stupendous.

Show me a mall, and I'm happy.

I'm too tall to be a girl. I'm between a chick and a broad.

Love is not love, without a violin playing goat.